Sperm Crazies and A-Holes

Great title for my second post, but I had to run with it.

When I first heard about the mother who gave birth to 8 babies I thought "wow, she must have a huge home and a wonderful husband." It took about 12 hours of the media to soon discover she has none of those things. She is in fact a total nutcase.


So let me keep you updated here. The name "Sperm Crazies" was invented by me last week when my brother sent me a link to her "wonderful" story. I don't find it so wonderful. I quickly named her "Sperm Crazies." No one in their right mind wants 8 babies all at once. Most people can't even handle 8 puppies or kittens let alone 8 newborns.


I digress. So it turns out Sperm Crazies (I won't refer to her real name) already had 6 children, 3 of whom have serious disabilities. Ok, ok, you are thinking maybe she has a REALLY big heart and REALLY big bank account?


She failed me again. She has no JOB, no MONEY, no HOUSE (that tiny thing she is living in is actually owned by her parents who purchased it for her). But I can tell you what she DOES have.

A nose job.


A serious affection for lip injections.


A publicist.


Fake nails.


Now I must stop there. As a young lady I have on occasion purchased the "pink and white" set while at the nail salon and I quickly regret it. It costs about $40 for a full set of fakies, and the every 3 week up keep is well, a pain in the ass. It adds up fast.


It is it now that I must bring to your attention that Sperm Crazies is collecting WELFARE. When you have 6 children all under the age of 6, 3 of whom have disabilities and she finds TIME to get her nails done???



Aside from the Angelina Jolie comparisons- and God bless her. She can do whatever she wants as long as she can afford it. Sperm Crazies cannot. So who will pay for the 3 MILLION in hospital care that these 8 infants are getting? That's right people, you and me. I could go on and on but I will stop there. I have another A-Hole to talk about.


Mr. Alex Rodriguez has always been a douche in my mind. Now that he has "admitted" to using PED's (performance enhancing drugs) he can be classified as an A-HOLE Douche.


In the years of his massive contract with the Texas Ranger that totalled 256 million dollars he decided that being a rich baseball player wasn't enough. He needed to be a real douche. He took many forms of steroids (so much in fact he doesn't even KNOW what he took) from the years of 2001-2003 to show the world that he was worth that kind of money.

The hated Yankees salivated at him in pinstripes and ofcourse find every way to make it happen by trading for him in 2004. So now he is a stupid Yankee and the pressure is way beyond what he can control.


Have you heard him speak? I don't think he could pass 7th grade which only adds to the ridiculousness of his monster contract. So what happens next? The Yankees determined to have their Golden Douche break all the home run records of the past give him another monster contract for 350 million, was it? I don't know, I can't comprehend that amount of money.


Turns out when asked by CBS last year whether he had ever taken any PED'S he said "No, I never thought I needed to."


So those records he was intending on breaking? Those records the Yankees were counting on?


They won't mean much now. See cause its hard to award a player who cheats. Oh and lies. Oh and is really the dumbest player on the team.



When Joe Torre and Larry Bowa referred to him as "A-Fraud" they were right. But today in the New York Post they gave him a new name and I am going to stick with that one.




















I just had a revelation!!! Sperm Crazies needs a rich dude and A-Hole is just dumb enough to date an Angelina Jolie look alike!